I will devour their children and make their hearts ache.

I Reblog :
Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit + James Bond + Star Trek
Funny / Pretty / Sexy / Scary Stuff + Hot Men / Women

[ Current Obsession : Hannibal ]

VANESSA IVES | PENNY DREADFUL
↳ Episode 1.01 “Night Work”

"You have a name?"
Yes.”

bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

(Source: yunishinoya)

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

sarcophilusharrisii:

Vultures Have No Concept of Personal Space: A Story in Six Photographs

(Having been constantly whacked in the head by turkey vulture wings, I can only imagine what it’s like with a condor!)

gotchi:

superduperemily:

gotchi:

I hate straight people

*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*

/you are a butt face/

What the fuck

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

oldroots:

asshole cowboy anti-hero and sidekick mutant gecko thing, ready to save the mojave wasteland

oldroots:

asshole cowboy anti-hero and sidekick mutant gecko thing, ready to save the mojave wasteland

(Source: madsmikkelsenn)